Top 5 startup ideas

Always wanted to start your own business, but don’t have any ideas? Well, here we give you five ideas for **FREE! **We don’t claim they’re good ideas though, so use with caution 😉

Yesterday delivery

You wake up in the middle of the night craving chocolate chip cookies. To your disappointment, you don’t have any in your pantry… Our service would use biometric data and machine learning to predict your cravings and order it days before needing it. Starting at 10$/month.

Wake.com

Have problems waking up? Wake.com presents you with the solution, our workers will come wake you up at the desired hour. Using different methodologies, ranging from mildly annoying to traumatizing, you’re sure to never miss a day at work!

Kick scooter delivery

In most cities you can now use an e-scooter to transport yourself. Brands like bird and lime show you all the available rides in your nearby area. This presents us lazy people with an enormous problem, you still have to walk to the scooter to use it. This startup would solve the problem by having it delivered right at your doorstep!

Teleportation

That’s it, teleportation. No need for explanation. ETA: 2100

Strava faker

Told a date you love running, but you actually don’t. In comes Strava faker. Using a number of different proprietary methods, this service will bump up your Strava stats without requiring you to run/ sweat.